- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Get in the car.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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