Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Mitt Romney penis

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Get in the car.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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