A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Mitt Romney penis

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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