What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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hipsters

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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