God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

Ju... Just why?

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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