- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

why is john so fat years of over eating

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

poop is very very yummy.

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Patriarchy.

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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