- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

melon

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

whats purple and savage? Barney!

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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