- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

why is john so fat years of over eating

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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