how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Penisland

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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