- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

why does column have a letter n?

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

DESERT

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

A baby seal walks into a club

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

Penisland

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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