- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? purges

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

Why did the book disappear?

It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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