What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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i like turtals and kids

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shauns beautiful

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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