- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

what's brown and sticky? A stick

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

why does column have a letter n?

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

A baby seal walks into a club

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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