A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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