What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

we all know sammi has a penis

you know whats funny the letter Q

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Sophie Cameron is Gay

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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