"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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