There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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