why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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