How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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girls lacrosse

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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