- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

Ju... Just why?

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

this is not a joke

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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