What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Hi

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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