A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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A black guy gets a job...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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NASCAR

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Women's rights

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Knock knock Come in

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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Women's rights.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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