- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Dogs in my home.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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