- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Thumbs this down

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Dogs in my home.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?