A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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A mans opinion.

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Anti Joke

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