There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

So. The gays. ...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

AIDS

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

my whole life!

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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