Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

the asian kid gets an F

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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