A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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a man is running away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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