Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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