- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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