Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Men, get on the boat.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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