whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

Knock knock Who's there Police

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

Black People.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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