yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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why does column have a letter n?

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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A baby seal walks into a club

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DESERT

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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