What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

Penisland

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

A women's opinion.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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