Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Men, get on the boat.

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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What's the difference between a duck

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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my shift key is broken1

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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whats black? a black man

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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