What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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