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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

An Asian walks out of the library.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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