Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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