Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Top Gear USA

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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obama

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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men's rights.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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