Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Your mom is so fat...

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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