- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

Whats better than 24? 25.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Why? Whats wrong?

whats long and green? weed

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

A: B: No pun intended.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

What number comes after 29? 30.

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