A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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You are Nerochan right?

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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