- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

Take off your shoes.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

How did the girl die? 25.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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