A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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