Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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giddy goat

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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I have aids

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Why did the book disappear?

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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