What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Tell you something funny.

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A woman who owns a parrot leaves her home, forgetting that a plumber is scheduled to come fix her sink. A few minutes after she leaves, the plumber arrives and knocks on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waits for a minute and, seeing that nobody has come to the door, knocks again. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, a little more loudly, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink!" The plumber waits for a minute and bangs hard on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screams, "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIINK!!!" Just then, the plumber clutches his chest and falls dead to the ground. When the woman returns home, she sees the dead man in front of her door. She opens her door to go to her phone and asks the parrot, "who is it?" The parrot replies, "WHO IS IT?"

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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