Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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