Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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