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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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you will now laugh.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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