What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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