modern love

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Shut the cork up!

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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do you want to hear a joke?

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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