What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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What did the snake say to the rat?

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

Hello Braydon

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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