- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Your mama's so fat.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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