Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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Women's Rights.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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