- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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