- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

Why did the dog eat poop?

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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