How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

No.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

What time is it? Refrigerator

Anti Joke

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