- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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