Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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