- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

A cow says moo and explodes.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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