- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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