A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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donald................duck for president

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Women's rights

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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