- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

What's worse than eating cows. Death

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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