What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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Yes.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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