- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

I pooped my pants

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

She said no

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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