Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Wade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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