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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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