Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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my shift key is broken1

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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hi

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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I was born.

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the WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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