yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Your Mom.

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