Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Mitt Romney penis

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Your Mom.

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