Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Womens' Rights

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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