- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

knock knock piss off

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

How did the girl die? 25.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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