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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Nock Nock It's open.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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